just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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