If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
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I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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