what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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