Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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