Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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