Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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