Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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