I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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