okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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