your thong is hanging out like whoa
Kiss
Puke
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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