These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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