some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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