Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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