the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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