I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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