Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
