I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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