Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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