So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So much rum. So many feels.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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