now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
