why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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