I heard we made out
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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