You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?