There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok