apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey