OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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