the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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