Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize