I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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