You surviving the open bar?
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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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