Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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