Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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