what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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