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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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