He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Randomize
