I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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