I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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