let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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They are going to name an STD after you.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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