But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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