i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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