i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
