This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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