But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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