i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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