You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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