I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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