there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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