Dual....:-)
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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