I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Michael Bay diarrhea
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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