is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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