Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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