What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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