put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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