Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Be still, my beating vagina.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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