you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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