You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
