Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so explain again why im purple
no
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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